What's Up With That? #65: Bring me the head of Drew Carey
The SFPD evacuated a Battery Street building this afternoon because a man walked into a law office with a make-believe bomb strapped to his waist.
The reason for this act of urban terrorism?
Apparently, the perpetrator was incensed because he had been turned down as a participant on The Price is Right.
No one knows what connection, if any, exists between the targeted law firm, Lieff Cabraser Heimann & Bernstein LLP, and the popular CBS game show.
Upon hearing the news, TPIR host emeritus Bob Barker reportedly said, "This is why you should have all your rejected contestants spayed or neutered."
The yodeling mountain climber from the Cliff Hangers game could not be reached for comment.
Labels: Aimless Riffing, My Home Town, Ripped From the Headlines, Teleholics Anonymous, Whats Up With That
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