One question
So have I. (I mean, I've said it to myself. Not to yourself. Clear? Moving on...)
A few of my burning queries follow.
- To Larry King: Marriage any advice?
- To Mel Gibson: Did you skip all of the pages in the Bible that mention that Jesus was a Jew?
- To Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis: How far will you need to run your legacy into the sewer before you destroy it forever?
- To Shia LaBeouf: Why not Target?
- To Tom Cruise: You do know that L. Ron Hubbard was just a hack genre writer trying to hustle a buck, and not, like, some kind of spiritual visionary... don't you?
- To Jerry Seinfeld: Can you tell a joke that might actually make me laugh?
- To Eddie Izzard: Cake, or death?
- To Ellen Degeneres: Did you really think anyone was surprised when you came out? (Because, Mr. Wrong? So not convincing.)
- To Lance Bass and Neil Patrick Harris: Any thoughts on the question I just asked Ellen?
- To Eddie Murphy: Who are you, and what did you do with the guy who was in 48HRS and the original Beverly Hills Cop?
- To Donald Trump: Seriously... what's up with the hair?
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Celebritiana, Listology
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