What were you doing New Year's Eve?
Whatever 2008 may deliver, we can be assured of one certainty: People will continue to behave in stupid ways. As proof of this assertion, we offer the following, all of which occurred within the final 24 hours of 2007:
- Two 22-year-old geniuses in Chaparral, New Mexico, shot themselves one in the hand, the other in the arm with a loaded .357 Magnum they were tracing to make a pattern for a tattoo.
- A naked woman was arrested in Bremerton, Washington after punching her boyfriend several times in the face and dislocating his shoulder, following an argument over whether his dog should be allowed in the bathroom while the couple showered together.
- A motorist in Paw Paw Township, Michigan knocked over a utility pole, setting her truck on fire, and continued to drive the truck until flames completely engulfed it.
- A dimwitted robber in Boston attempted to hold up a bank while a uniformed police officer was standing directly behind him.
- A 75-year-old man in Mesa, Arizona was trampled by his pet buffalo after saddling the animal and attempting to ride it.
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Listology, Ripped From the Headlines
3 insisted on sticking two cents in:
Here on my side of the world, we had a Jeep flip over and the driver run away on the Eve. Yep, "truthididty" is the new thing for 2008. By the way, I just made that word up. "Truth"+"stupididty"="truthidity". That should work for everyone this year.
You can get a pet buffalo? I want a pet buffalo!
Sam: I hereby officially dub 2008 the International Year of Truthidity, in your honor.
Mr. Fab: I had a pet buffalo... but I ate him.
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