What's Up With That? #52: Here's the story of two lovely ladies
The National Enquirer and you know that if it's in the Enquirer, you can take it to the bank quotes an unnamed source inside the publishing industry as saying that McCormick's expose, entitled Here's the Story, will blow the lid off the former Marcia Brady's struggles with drug abuse, clinical depression, and eating disorders. She also drops a dime on her girl-crush on Plumb, who played middle Brady daughter Jan:
While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes.Sort of lends a new meaning to Jan's trademark cry, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" doesn't it?
Given what we already know about the carnal goings-on behind The Brady Bunch's innocent facade eldest Brady son Barry Williams dated both his TV sister McCormick and his on-screen stepmother Florence Henderson; Brady dad Robert Reed lived a closeted existence gayer than any of his fictional wife's Day-Glo frocks I suppose the news that Marcia and Jan practiced the sisterly affection that dared not speak its name should come as no great shock.
I just pray that word never comes to light about the torrid backstage tryst between Alice the housekeeper and little Cousin Oliver.
My childhood nostalgia can only withstand so much.
Labels: Celebritiana, Good Reads, Ripped From the Headlines, Teleholics Anonymous, Whats Up With That
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