A Bolton of false hope
When I saw the link on the San Francisco Chronicle's SFGate homepage "Bolton Steps Down" I rejoiced at the thought that Michael Bolton might be permanently retiring from singing.
![Michael Bolton: Unfortunately, not stepping down.](http://www.swanshadow.com/images/MichaelBolton.jpg)
Instead, the story turns out to be about some United Nations ambassador guy.
![Ambassador John Bolton gives the U.N. one last finger](http://www.swanshadow.com/images/JohnBolton.jpg)
Bummer.
In other music news, Greg Page, the yellow-shirted lead singer of the Aussie kiddie-pop group The Wiggles, is retiring due to a rare health condition that affects his coordination and balance.
![Greg 'The Yellow One' Page: His Wiggling days are over.](http://www.swanshadow.com/images/YellowWiggle.jpg)
Hey, now there's an ideal job for Michael Bolton!
Labels: Celebritiana, Ripped From the Headlines, Soundtrack of My Life, The Body Politic
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