Too much information
For example, I could have lived quite peacefully for several more decades without knowing that...
- Don Johnson is dating a 19-year-old Italian porn star. (Apparently, Don's last name was well-earned.)
- Daniel Radcliffe, better known to the filmgoing world as boy wizard Harry Potter, is going to perform a live nude scene in a play in London's West End. (No pun intended.)
- Christina Aguilera once relieved herself in a bucket while nude in a roomful of strangers during a concert performance... and bragged about it to Blender Magazine. (I once vomited in a bucket while listening to Christina Aguilera. Coincidence?)
- Guns 'n' Roses frontman Axl Rose once told the very same Christina Aguilera that she is "one of the greatest vocalists of our time." (I hope Christina wasn't tinkling in a bucket as Axl said that.)
- Elizabeth Taylor is getting married for the ninth time at age 74. (Prediction: It won't last. You heard it here first.)
- A couple of no-life losers make that alleged no-life losers are stalking Hilary Duff. (Perhaps the stalkerazzi are hoping to catch the Duffster in the act of displaying some actual talent.)
- Ahmet Zappa is dyslexic. (To his surprise, his real name is Thema Pazpa.)
- Justin Timberlake can't make love with music playing because he gets distracted by the chords. (I understand that shiny objects cause Justin similar difficulties.)
- In related news, hip-hop star Timbaland says his and Justin Timberlake's new record "SexyBack" can make straight men think they're gay... not that there's anything wrong with that. (Note to Santa: Scratch that Justin Timberlake CD off my Christmas list.)
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Celebritiana, Listology
3 insisted on sticking two cents in:
I don't see you as a Timberlake fan. Madonna, maybe :)
My cousin has worked with young Mr. Timberlake on several occasions as his tour manager. He told me some stories....
Frickin' great. Now I'm stuck with Justin's album? Why could you have said that HInder's new album would may you feel gay? I would have gladly given that one up.
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