Reality TV: Who Wants to Be Elvira?
Prerequisites for future Elvira wannabes include:
- A penchant for exhibitionism.
- Access to a top-notch plastic surgeon.
- Experience in the adult entertainment industry.
- High tolerance for low-calorie American beer; i.e., Coors Light.
- Willingness to spout endless horror film clichés.
- A complete lack of shame.
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