Hit me (with a) baby one more time
Britney Spears is reportedly expecting again.
According to Us Weekly, the Britster is four months into her second pregnancy, just seven months after the birth of her first child.
Man, that K-Fed doesn't waste time, does he? Of course, it's easy when your job is, basically, being Mr. Britney Spears. What else does he have to do except provide stud service for the Brood Mare of Pop? It's not as though he had, say, a successful recording career as a hip-hop artist or anything.
Maybe Brit and K-Fed will manage not to drop the new baby on its head like the last one. And maybe Brit won't drive her car with Infant #2 in her lap.
Yes, Virginia, and maybe there really is a Santa Claus.
According to Us Weekly, the Britster is four months into her second pregnancy, just seven months after the birth of her first child.
Man, that K-Fed doesn't waste time, does he? Of course, it's easy when your job is, basically, being Mr. Britney Spears. What else does he have to do except provide stud service for the Brood Mare of Pop? It's not as though he had, say, a successful recording career as a hip-hop artist or anything.
Maybe Brit and K-Fed will manage not to drop the new baby on its head like the last one. And maybe Brit won't drive her car with Infant #2 in her lap.
Yes, Virginia, and maybe there really is a Santa Claus.
Labels: Celebritiana, Spederline
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 4:57 PM
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Amazing, isn't it? She should really cover that up - yikes!
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