Campbell's soup: Now with added protein!
Says rodent-phobic granny Pearl Parkey, "It's not like the finger that was in the Wendy's chili."
Of course not. (Snicker.)

According to her daughter, Grandma Parkey has been reluctant to eat since discovering the furry critter in her soup. I guess it's true: Once you've tasted mouse, you're spoiled for anything else.
The next time I hear a Campbell's commercial telling me that their soup is "Mmm... Mmm... Good," I'll know what that "Mmm..." stands for.
By the way...
Who eats bean with bacon soup?
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