Arrivederci, Torino: You can go back to being Turin now
- Ever notice how the athletes with the most commercial face time yes, I'm talking about you, Bode Miller and Lindsey Kildow always seem to suck out in crunch time? Funny how that works.
- If I was Sasha Cohen, I'd think the Flying Tomato was stalking me, too.
- The skeleton contestants need their heads examined. Seriously. You're going head first down an ice slide at 90 miles an hour, you wackos.
- Heartbreaker: Watching short track skater Kimberly Derrick skate the women's 1,000 meters with tears streaming down her face, after her grandfather died of a heart attack preparing to watch her compete in her first Olympic games.
- Michelle Kwan, we didn't even miss you.
- Nominated for the Get a Grip Medal: Chad Hedrick. Hey, Chad: You don't have to win every medal. And we don't care if you think you should.
- Who would win in a fight Apolo Anton Ohno or Apollo Creed? The winner could take on Apollonia Kotero.
- Is it over yet? Biathlon. Is that the dullest event of the Winter Games or what? No, sorry forgot about USA hockey. At least the biathletes can shoot.
- Coolest name of the Games: Ted Ligety, who went Ligety-split to win gold in the men's Alpine Combined before tanking the rest of the Games.
- With thighs like that, where do speed skaters buy pants?
- Evgeni Plushenko: The Ivan Drago of figure skating.
- Young, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son: Ask aerials skier Jeret "Speedy" Peterson, who was sent home from the Olympics after participating in a alcohol-fueled bar fight.
- When it comes to luge, Austrian brothers Andreas and Wolfgang Linger don't.
- Hey, Johnny Weir: Stop the charade, dude. You and a summer frock have a certain something in common. Just be out there with it. UBU.
- You do not want to get on the wrong side of Italian ice dancer Barbara Fusar-Poli. You do not.
- Do they have AARP in Canada? 39-year-old skeleton winner Duff Gibson is the oldest individual gold medalist in Winter Olympics history.
- Way to go, Shani Davis. Try not to be so grumpy about it next time.
- If I ever needed to be rescued on the ski slopes, I'd want Janica Kostelic carrying me down the mountain.
- What, no Jamaican bobsled team?
- A couple of class acts: Speed skaters Cindy Klassen of Canada and Joey Cheek of the U.S. Hey, Chad and Shani: Were you paying attention?
- Welcome to America, Tanith Belbin. Are there any more back home like you?
- Michaela Dorfmeister and Alexandra Meissnitzer. I just enjoy saying their names.
- You go, Shizuka Arakawa. They're proud of you in Japan, and they should be.
- Do you suppose Irina Slutskaya has any idea what her name sounds like in English?
- We're all glad you won, Julia Mancuso. But get over yourself. You're only permitted to wear a tiara on the podium if you're the Queen of England, or Wonder Woman.
- I think that ABC Sports just replaced the "agony of defeat" guy with Lindsey Jacobellis. No, wait that's "the agony of hubris."
- Ricky Martin and Avril Lavigne at the Closing Ceremonies? Whose idea was that?
- And just because we can: Dick Button.
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Listology, Sports Bar, Teleholics Anonymous
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
Re: Jamaican bobsled team. Actually, a former member of it won a Silver this time as part of a Canadian team.
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