God doesn't like ugly, but He loved Sam
Some unpleasant news to report:
Sam, the World's Ugliest Dog, has died.
Excuse me. I need a moment. I'm a little verklempt.
Although he wasn't from here, Sam was something of a local celebrity in my neck of the woods. Three times, Sam won the official title of World's Ugliest Dog at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in nearby Petaluma. Anyone who saw him knew the title was well-earned.
Sam was so ugly that his owner's fiancé broke up with her just to keep from having to look at him. Now that's ugly.
Sad to say, the effects of decomposition being what they are, Sam is likely to just get uglier from this point forward.
It couldn't happen to a nicer dog.
Sam, the World's Ugliest Dog, has died.
Excuse me. I need a moment. I'm a little verklempt.
Although he wasn't from here, Sam was something of a local celebrity in my neck of the woods. Three times, Sam won the official title of World's Ugliest Dog at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in nearby Petaluma. Anyone who saw him knew the title was well-earned.
Sam was so ugly that his owner's fiancé broke up with her just to keep from having to look at him. Now that's ugly.
Sad to say, the effects of decomposition being what they are, Sam is likely to just get uglier from this point forward.
It couldn't happen to a nicer dog.
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 6:03 PM
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
You KNOW I'm gonna say something on this...
Why do folks have to name their dog "Sam"? It seems to be the end all be all name for a mutt, and this one took the friggin' cake. The fact that it looks like whodonit and why ticks me off even more. I should pull out the race card on this, but I won't because it doesn't matter. Some dumb fool has used MY name, a name I cherish to name an ugly ass dead dog. They wouldn't like it if I named my pooch "Ya Mama".
Heck yeah, I'm bitter. Oh..and happy Thankgiving. Except for the folks who name their dog "Sam".
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