Seven of Nine (of Six, really, but who's counting?)
But SSTOL regular Joel from over at Words, Weights, Whatever asked very politely, so I'm making an exception this time. It's amazing, the things I'll do for my friends.
Seven things I plan to do before I die:
- Finish the novel I've been working on for 20-plus years.
- See my daughter graduate from college.
- Return to Crete, where I lived for two years in the early 1970s.
- Pitch a script to a major comic book publisher.
- Play in the World Series of Poker.
- Sing in the International barbershop quartet contest.
- Win on Jeopardy! (Wait... I already did that. Several times.)
Seven things I can do:
- Be spontaneously brilliant.
- Command an audience’s attention.
- Give unconditional love.
- Sing a line the same way repeatedly.
- Compose limericks in my head, on the fly.
- Read 550 words per minute.
- Quote every line of Bruce Lee’s dialogue from Enter the Dragon.
Seven things I cannot do:
- Nap without ruining the rest of the day.
- Stay angry for more than an hour or two.
- Play chess worth a darn.
- Type with all my fingers.
- Understand the appeal of Carrot Top.
- Tolerate heights, bigotry, or hardcore country music.
- Dunk a basketball, unless the backboard is really, really low.
Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
- Curious intelligence.
- Laughing eyes and a ready smile.
- Generous hips, and the sexual self-confidence to carry them with panache. (A bit of a tummy is cute, too.)
- Eyeglasses, worn at least some of the time.
- A clever, flirtatious sense of humor.
- A powerful personality passion and compassion in equal measure.
- A sensual voice.
Seven things that I say most often:
- "What’s up with that?"
- "What did I do with my pen?"
- "I forgot."
- "Yeah, right."
- "Where’s the gizmo?" (usually used in reference to one of the many remote controls)
- "What did I do now?"
- "I need coffee."
Seven celebrity crushes:
- Linda Fiorentino
- Diane Lane
- Annette O’Toole
- Melanie Lynskey
- Ann Wilson, the lead singer of Heart
- Marcy Walker
- Martha Quinn
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