Get off your Duff

Hilary Duff is officially legal.

And no, you deve, that doesn't mean you can feel better about yourself drooling over her now.

I think I would be safe in supposing that Lindsay Lohan did not buy Hilary a birthday gift this year. And if she did, Hilary would be wise to have it inspected by her local bomb squad before attempting to open it.

Just checking in on other members of the universal Hilary gestalt:

Hilary Swank is 31.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is 58.

Sir Edmund Hillary is 86.

Hilary, the online women's magazine, is 10.

All of the above mentioned Hilarys (and Hillarys) have proven themselves talents worthy of note.

Unlike Hilary Duff.