Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Frey? I'll bet he's boiling

This just in from the trailer park:

Amber Frey, the massage therapist and part-time mistress whose testimony helped send Scott Peterson to Death Row, has been collecting child support for nearly four years from a man she wrongly accused of fathering her daughter.

According to this Associated Press story, DNA tests show that hairdresser Anthony Flores, who has been forking over $175 every month in support of Frey's four-year-old girl, is not the child's biological father. That dubious honor goes to a fellow named Christopher Funch, owner of a popular Fresno barbecue eatery and musical venue.

Now I ask you: Who better to have knocked up Amber Frey than the guy who owns Porky's Rib House?

Class, as they used to say, will out.

2 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Anonymous Anonymous offered these pearls of wisdom...

Someone should follow Amber Frey around the town of Fresno to see who empragnates her next.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous offered these pearls of wisdom...

It is easy to spot the blond Amber with new fake breasts driving around in her blue brand new beamer, she likes to shop at the Nordstrom Rack.

10:39 AM  

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