Dead men tell no tales!

Aye, Talk Like a Pirate Day it be, ye landlubbers.

Time for all ye salty dogs and buxom wenches to put a hint of gravel in yer pipes, squinch up yer eye (or, better yet, cover it with a patch), and throw out an "Arrrr!" now and again. (Of course, here at SSTOL, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day whenever we get darn good and ready. Like once a month, maybe.)

Might even be a good day to slap Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl on the old DVD player. Savvy?

And it be an especially good day to munch on some Pirate's Booty, if ye be findin' a rumble in yer scurvy belly. (For safety's sake, ye might might ask the pirate if he minds before ye munch down too hard.)

So keep yer sails in the wind and yer cutlass a'swingin', if ye know what be good for ye.

Arrrrr!