So much for the Father of the Year Award
Some people should not become parents because they don't like children; others because they have no parenting skills and will never develop any; still others because their habits or predilections make them either a potential danger to children, or a poor example.
Then there's Michael Lyons of Savannah, Georgia, who should never have become a parent simply because he's a moron.
For his daughter's birthday, Lyons took his child and several of her friends to a local bank, where he instructed one of the 13-year-old girls in the group to hand a teller a note reading, "Give me all of your money, this is a stick-up." This was apparently Lyons's idea of appropriate birthday party entertainment for budding adolescents.
Not surprisingly, neither the bank staff nor the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police concurred with Lyons's assessment.
Lyons is being charged with criminal attempt of robbery by intimidation. If I were the father of the kid to whom he gave the holdup note, he'd be darned lucky if jail time was all the punishment he received.
Then there's Michael Lyons of Savannah, Georgia, who should never have become a parent simply because he's a moron.
For his daughter's birthday, Lyons took his child and several of her friends to a local bank, where he instructed one of the 13-year-old girls in the group to hand a teller a note reading, "Give me all of your money, this is a stick-up." This was apparently Lyons's idea of appropriate birthday party entertainment for budding adolescents.
Not surprisingly, neither the bank staff nor the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police concurred with Lyons's assessment.
Lyons is being charged with criminal attempt of robbery by intimidation. If I were the father of the kid to whom he gave the holdup note, he'd be darned lucky if jail time was all the punishment he received.
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 4:12 PM
3 insisted on sticking two cents in:
You aren't kidding! What are these people thinking? How do they come up with all this junk??
If this had been a book, it would have been roundly rejected.
Reality is definitely more interesting than fiction. More SAD, but...interesting.
(And I wonder if the state will now try to get the kid away from the guy.)
Just for the record, I don't know the bastard. Just cause I'm from Savannah doesn't mean I know everyone.
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