Looks like MJ's in Final Jeopardy!

Picked up this juicy tidbit over on the official Jeopardy! discussion boards, and don't you just love it...

Check out Juror Number Five on the Michael Jackson jury panel:

This grandmother is the oldest juror and has lived in Santa Maria all her life. A widow with some college education, she is a self-proclaimed movie buff whose favorite television show is Jeopardy! She has a close relative who is a registered sex offender.

Loves Jeopardy!, is related to a registered sex offender. In the never-to-be-forgotten words of John used-to-be-Cougar Mellencamp, "Aw, but ain't that America?"

Speaking of Crazy Mike, as we like to call him here at SSTOL, the King of Pop had to dash off to the hospital yesterday to be treated for "excruciating back pain." (Sort of like what I get every time the MJ trial shows up on the news sites. Only mine manifests slightly lower.)

But if you have to hustle to the emergency room, where better than in Solvang, America's Little Denmark? A quaint and charming burg decked out like Walt Disney's fever dream of Tivoli Gardens, KJ and I have whiled away many pleasant vacation hours there.

If you're ever in Solvang — and you certainly should be, at least once in your life — I highly recommend the Inn at Petersen Village. It's a great place to grab a little piece of Danish. (If you know what I mean. And I think you do.)