This just in: Aliens are coming, and they're planning to tour Vegas

Remember about three years ago when well-known psychic fraud "the Amazing Kreskin" predicted that UFOs were about to invade Las Vegas?

Apparently, Kreskin was just a little off in his schedule.

A self-styled prophet named Ramon Watkins — but who prefers to be addressed as "Prophet Yahweh" (and who wouldn't?) — says that within the next 45 days, a ginormous spacecraft will hover over Sin City for a day and a half. The aliens, says Watkins, have told him so.

Let me make a prediction of my own: Anyone betting on Watkins's veracity is about to lose money.

According to the Prophet's Web site:

Prophet Yahweh has resurrected the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and actual spaceships on command. Over 1,500 sightings have appeared to him since 1979.

The site offers to let you peek at videos of these "sightings" for a "broadcast membership fee" of only $7.95 per month.

If you decide to fork over the cash and sign up for this service, please let me know immediately. I have a few bottles of snake oil you might be interested in purchasing.