Are you lonesome tonight?
Of course, if Elvis were still alive, he'd probably still be cramming his aging, portly carcass into a white sequined jumpsuit every night, just so he could toddle out on stage in some half-filled casino showroom in Las Vegas to fling sweat-soaked scarves at blue-haired grannies and croak out his ancient hits in a voice long since demolished by the ravages of overuse and time.
In other words, if Elvis were still alive, he'd be Wayne Newton.
He's better off dead.
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
I couldn't have said it bettter myself although once glance at my blog shows I sure as hell tried to.:(
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