Maybe Sleep Inducer would have been a better name
Apparently, this stupefying picture is based on a novel by Stephen King, which pretty well explains its awfulness. I haven't attempted to inflict one of Mr. King's bloated masterworks on myself since high school the experience of trudging through Salem's Lot was sufficient to turn me off to the author's product forever. Since, however, the Maine Maniac continues to churn out these potboilers, and his legions of fans (many of whom, I'm convinced, wouldn't recognize real literature if it landed in their laps) continue to buy them by the truckload, there must be some marginal entertainment value in them somewhere. "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people," as H.L. Mencken observed.
But if I were Mr. King, I'd stop letting people attempt to make movies out of my writings, at least the allegedly scary ones. (I'll give him The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile.) Either that portion of the King oeuvre is as terrible as I remember Salem's Lot being in which case even the greatest of filmmakers couldn't turn excrement into excellence or the horror stuff simply doesn't translate to celluloid. (Exhibit A: Rose Red.) Whatever the scenario, it's time for Steve to just say no to Hollywood. (Or at least everyone in Hollywood except Frank Darabont.)
I won't give you a detailed review of Dreamcatcher here, other than to say, "Avoid it like you'd avoid rancid meat." But it does raise a question that has bugged me in several other pictures from which this one has liberally plagiarized, including Alien and its sequels (one of the characters in Dreamcatcher shares his name with Sigourney Weaver's cat in the original film if you're going to steal, at least try to subtle about it), John Carpenter's grisly remake of The Thing, and the various iterations of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Here it is: If alien monsters from outer space require human hosts in which to breed and thrive, what did they do before they found us? How would a creature like that exist in the absence of human beings? And assuming they survived long enough to (a) recognize that we were essential to their existence, and (b) develop the complex technology necessary for interstellar space travel, how did they know where to find us?
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